Inglisc lesson

Quest'oggi, della serie "impariamo l'inglese", vi proporrò un post intermamente scritto in ottimo inglese, in modo che voi possiate esercitarvi in modo efficace e immediato.
Vi farò degli esempi di dicorsi-tipo, utili in qualsiasi situazione vi possiate trovare in quel di Londra.

carlone it has an appointment to Piccadilly Circus with its fiancèe Lucy and it does not know like arriving to us.
- Me excuses mrs. where lousy God is Piccadilly Circus? I am turning like a coglione from two hours whore the schifosa misery!!
- Calm, giovinotto! Piccadilly Circus is...
- Ohi, whore!!!! As you allow yourself!!! God dog! Dimmi dov'è Piccadilly Circus WITHOUT to make comments!! Fast! …
- Excuses Mr. carlone I had not understood that she was she, the God of the world. if it wants the port I in shoulder!
- Here good, stupid whore. FAST!!

carlone it must acquire a ticket of the bus. It is introduced in ticket office.
- Buongiorno, I would want a ticket of the bus.
- Sure, where it must go?
- Excuses I have not understood to Me well. they are not English, are Italian. Peak, Mandolino, the Mafia. You understand?
- But stops itself it to gesture. I have said WHERE MUST GO?
- Ehm. , of the bus.
- Not, I mean to that STATION must go?
- Not me memory, is the telephone booths or the double-deckers?
- Like?
- Thanks

Carl meets MRB to Notting Hill Gates
- LOUSY CHRIST MRB AS he is!!
- hairy carlone, you?
-. .ma also not! that you say some to come to house mine this evening we make a beautiful bugle and we play to the playstation pulling some beautiful blasphemy?
- eh me dispiace but I cannot, casomai I catch up to you on the late ones!
- from the MRB God ladro in order once that we find ourselves.
- carlone scassarmi I do not haul, six you that you never do not exit! You see that six just deficente one, God beast?
-… excuse MRB.
- ok.